Breakfast Topic: Unofficial BlizzCon achievements

If you’re going to BlizzCon, you don’t have to wait for Echoes of Doom to come out to get a head start on racking up achievements, at least according to the playful commentary going on in the forums right now. Here’s a taste of some of the humorous achievements they’ve suggested you can earn at BlizzCon.

·         I Have No Use for This - Try to sell a piece of junk to any vendor at BlizzCon

·         Ruler of BlizzCon – Survived both days of BlizzCon without sleeping, eating, and showering (Blue poster Bashiok begs you not to attempt this one)

·         Savior of the Public – Brought enough soap for yourself and at least 1 other person (takes achievement away from Ruler of BlizzCon)

·         I put on pants for this! – Worry about the fact that you’re missing a raid with your guild

·         Defender of the Throne - Order a greasy, overpriced hamburger from the convention center floor and spend at least 2 hours on the john

·         Everyone’s Best Friend – Buy a round of drinks for the Blues

·         The Not-So Magic Kingdom - Go to Disneyland in Warcraft apparel

·         I Want My Mommy - Utter the phrase “Don’t tase me Bro!” as security comes for you

·         THEY GOT THE KEYS MAN – Intoxicate a Blizzard CM

·         Munchhausen - Complain about your class to Kalgan

·         Nerf THIS! -Yell and nerdrage at a dev during the class panel

·         Oops! I Did it Again! – Come to the convention dressed as a character not pertaining to WoW

·         Slayer of the Dragon – Hand out mints to five people with the “dragon” breath

Okay, now it’s YOUR turn! Surely we can come up with even funnier ideas for BlizzCon achievements!